NPF 1st Annual Awards

The Newcastle 1st Annual Celebration game was held at circus casino last night. This was a celebration of one year of the NPF existance and to get everyone together for a great night of poker. Unfortunately I was unable to attend due to work commitments. I was chuffed to find out tho that I was nominated for one of the awards.

NPF 1st Annual Awards Nominations

These are the final nomineesfor the 1st Annual NPF Awards.

The winners will be announced during the interlude at the NPF Birthday party on Saturday 9 May.

Cardroom of the Year - Aspers Casino, Circus Casino, Grosvenor Casino.

Poker Achievement of the Year - #1_Fish - Winning Full Tilt Monday, $1000avkid - Winning PokerStars Sunday million, Roll001 - Winning PokerStars UK & Ireland Open, teamdobb - Winning NPF Live League 2009, xenocode - Winning NPF Championships 2009.

Most Improved Poker Player - CanOnlyGetBetter, Irishimi, Mark Trett, MR ENTERTAINMENT, mrs card guard, teamdobb.

Most Constructive Forum Poster - Apokerlypse, Full Tilit, Jimmyb, Looseman, s2c,

Funniest Forum Post - Koyte's "The Chosen One", Phlmc's Happy Hour in Blyth, Roscopiko on Knighty Poker Theory, the card guard kid's unwanted items for sale, Varzee's Weird things can happen on public transport

Outstanding Contribution to the Forum (Special Award)

I didnt win the award as phlmc scooped it but was chuffed with the nomination. This is my post -

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Weird things can happen on public transport!

Ok, i had an experience on a bus a few weeks ago that i guess will probably never happen again! After the event i immediately wanted to tell people as it felt as though had the potential to be a decent tale. Wot stopped me was the fact that no-one wud probably believe me. Well im sorry im gonna put an end to it and post the event so 1. its off my chest (no pun) 2. hopefully make at least one person chuckle a little.

I decided i was gonna venture to Aspers for the 10+10+10 game on a wednesday. I dont drive and hadnt spoken to anyone else who wanted to play as well as picking me up, so the obvious choice was the bus!

When i got on the bus, it was pretty empty. I walked towards the back automatically going to sit at my usual spot (backseat). I always sit there so if i felt the urge to have a little pick ov my sneck or owt i wudnt face the embarrassment of been seen. lol. There was already sum1 there "Twat" i thought "no pickin 4 me!" so i made myself comfy in the four seats. For those of u who never uses buses these r the seats in a group of four with two facing each other. I was happy enough just chillin waiting to arrive in the toon for a game of cards.

About 15minutes into the journey the bus stopped at Dunston, near the Metz bar i think (Yes where gazzas normally seen mortal). I noticed there were two people gettin on. Two charvas! Well a m/f couple in their late twenties who looked rough as. Both badly dressed, looked as though they'd had a few n the can of special brew each was all the evidence i needed to support my opinion of these clowns. When they got on they came and sat right behind me! The seats between the back and the four seats which i was sat. Mighty stange place to sit when they had a full bus to choose from. Nevertheless i never thought much more of it.

Another ten minutes on id forgotten about these divvys and was thinkin about things that had previously happened that day, when i heard the charva lass say "U taking the picture of my tits properly?" My current thought process immediately ceased and wondered wether id really heard what i thought i had. Curiousity was getting to me but i remained diciplined and carried on minding my own buisness lookin 4ward and resisting temptation to turn around. The reason for this was i cudnt be arsed with a war with a pissed charva on a bus when all i wanted to do was play cards. Riskin a war for the sake ov a possible quick peak at someones tits wasnt giving me the correct odds. lol

Couple of minutes later the lass stood up an sat right in front of me! Staring straight at me "Hear we go" i thought. I automatically switch into defensive mode and was prepared for a war of some sort but it wudnt ov been the first time so i was sweet.

Staring into my eyes the lass said "Can u hold this for me" i looked up and she was holding her can ov special brew. "Ok no probs" i said. While she just smiled and began takin her mobile from her pocket. She then grabbed my knee n said in a crokey but charva like voice "U mind taking a picture of my tits?" I was stunned cudnt believe wot i was hearing and found myself in a no win situation. > 1. I agree n her lad (whos sitting behind me) starts kickin off which means i gotta put him on his arse and get myself banged up>2. I refuse n she kicks off then if i put her on her arse i definately get banged up. It was shit crack.

I realised i cudnt get away from this so i quicky decided to face it head on. I turned around to her lad "Is she for real? she wants me to take a picture of her tits". "Yea go for it if thats wot she wants i dont mind" he replied. Oh well quess its titty picture taking time for me!!!

I had just turned around and this charva lass had revealed all. She'd got her tits out! Im not talkin just bra in shit they were out in full glory with her looking as casual as you like waiting for me to take some photos. So i got on with the task at hand and took a photo. "there you go is that alreet for ya?" "well its a bit blurry can u take another?" "Ok if thats wot u want" i said. This time she was tryin her best to be sexy pouting her lips and licking her tit. I took another photo and without biggin myself up i took them like a pro. might have something to do with the fact my test subject happened to be one of my interests!

After she thanked me the charvas got off the next stop and seemed oblivious to the fact that they stunned my usual character traits into a 12-year old boi in a free sweety shop. WOW!

I spoke to the bloke whom id earlier called a twat for knicking the backseat for the remainder of the journey about whether wot had just happened was real! We had a few giggles to say the least.

I hope you enjoyed the tale and realise i wud have to be outta my mind to make this shit up! Oh n btw i finished 14th at aspers that night. Must ov had a couple of other things on my mind to make the final table!
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This post was wrote in September 2008.

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